Katekyo Hitman Reborn Just 4 Fun Interview!!!

VONGOLA

Rie-chan: Konichiwa Tsu-kun~

Tsuna: K-konichiwa Rie-chan. Why did you called me Tsu-kun?

Rie-chan: Cuz it’s cute!

Tsuna: Eh! *blush (/////)*

Rie-chan: Okay let’s start this interview! I, Rie-chan will  interview Sawada Tsunayoshi, the 10^th Vongola boss!

Tsuna: I didn’t sign to be Vongola boss! *Reborn kick his head*

Reborn: Oi! Dame-Tsuna, don’t say stupid things!

Rie-chan: I just write it. What are you doing Reborn-san? It’s not your turn yet.

Reborn: Just wanna make sure he doesn’t do anything stupid.

Rie-chan: Well let’s forget them and start the interview.

Tsuna: Hieee! Don’t just forget it!

Rie-chan: Well Tsuna, the picture above is taken during the future arc. Could you tell us why you making those cute face?

Tsuna: *blush (/////)* Well it’s because they say something that fired me up. Because of them, we can go back to the past. *smile J*

Rie-chan: You’re cute! *jump to Tsuna* Gomen! So how about being tutor by Reborn?

Tsuna: *feel some evil glare from Reborn (_ _!)* Em… er….

Rie-chan: Don’t scare. There are soundproof mirror around us and they will never see a thing.

Tsuna: Honto! Fuh~ ryokatta. Well, you know it feel like hell when Reborn is around you. It is very scary. He is not training me but torturing me. I hate him!

Rie-chan: Really! That sure doesn’t sound like you…

Tsuna: But… He sometimes nice. It’s really fun to meet him.

Rie-chan: *smile J* Well that can save you from him.

Tsuna: Eh?

Rie-chan: I didn’t let them see or hear you but I write all of it in here. And Reborn will definitely read it.

Tsuna: *deadpanned and faint (><)*

Rie-chan: It’s like our hero had faint. So let’s hear from the storm guardian and Tsuna’s right-hand man.

Rie-chan: Hello Gokudera Hayato.

Gokudera: Hmph.

Rie-chan: Could you say ‘hello’ at least.

Gokudera: I don’t care. I want to visit Judaime now!

Rie-chan: Whatever. So where are you in the picture above?

Gokudera: I don’t know and I don’t care. If I know, I will never tell you.

Rie-chan: It’s you! So you must know!

Gokudera: It’s my future self, you idiot.

Rie-chan: You suppose to know cuz I make you and your future self’s brain connected.

Gokudera: WTF???

Rie-chan: Just forget it. Okay what did you feel when Tsuna said that G is a better right-hand man?

Gokudera: *Gokudera’s eyes looked teary* I don’t feel anything… *Gokudera hide behind the sofa and crying?*

Rie-chan: *Deadpanned (_ _!)* Are you crying?

Gokudera: No way…

Rie-chan: He is crying. Next, let’s hear from the rain guardian.

Rie-chan: Yo! Yamamoto-kun~

Yamamoto: Yo! Rie-chan.

Rie-chan: Here comes our favourite character, the calm and refreshing boy, Yamamoto Takeshi.

Yamamoto: Ne Rie-chan~ That’s really too much. But thanks.

Rie-chan: You having a super nice attitude. I can’t belive you befriend with that freaky Gokudera.

Gokudera: I’m not his friend and I’m not freaky!

Rie-chan: Shut the fuck up you stupid crybaby! Now, let’s continue. Why did you standing in the rain?

Yamamoto: Because they told me to do so.

Rie-chan: They? Who?

Silent for 2 minutes…

Yamamoto: I forgot. Ha ha ha.

Rie-chan: *(_ _!)*  How did you feel when Squalo trained you?

Yamamoto: It’s really fun. But he always kick and punch me. It’s really painful. But it’s still fun.

Rie-chan: You think it fun.

Yamamoto: Yup!

Rie-chan:    :O

Yamamoto: You open your mouth too wide.

Rie-chan: Okay… Let’s hear from thunder guardian now. Thanks Yamamoto.

Yamamoto: No problem

Rie-chan: Hi Lambo!

Lambo: Nyahahahaha. This place is huge! I like it!

I-Pin: Lambo! Stop running.

Rie-chan: Lambo could you sit he-(Lambo cut her words) Now Lambo coul-(Lambo cut her words). Lambo-(Lambo cut her words)… SHUT UP!!!

Lambo: *stop and start to cry* Must…hold…it…Gyahh *take out 10 year bazooka and shoot himself. Lambo ten years older appear (:?)*

Rie-chan: We have no choice. 5 minutes right? Hello Lambo(15)… Why are you wearing only boxer?

Lambo(15): I was wearing a cloth after a bath. Then, suddenly I’m standing here.

Rie-chan: At least you wear something. Okay, let’s ask some questions, why are you always closed your right eye?

Lambo(15): Don’t know… Ah, I remember, Gokudera punch my right eye and since then, my right eye always closed.

Everyone (except Gokudera): *stare at Gokudera*

Rie-chan: Always being the bully. But even  thought Lambo always being an annoying person but he help everyone save the familia. Thanks Lambo.*smile J*

Lambo: *blush(////)* Welcome. *a pink smoke appear and Lambo(5 years) appears.* What happen?

Rie-chan: *silent(_ _!)* Okay let’s hear from the sun guardian.

Lambo: You’re not interview me yet!

Rie-chan: Hello, Ryohei.

Ryohei: This place is extremely great.

Rie-chan: Em… Ryohei-san… Could you seat here… and please stop getting ‘fired up’ or else you will burn this studio.

Ryohei: Extremely sorry, Rie-chan.

Rie-chan: Daijoubu. Saa… Did you understand anything that Gokudera teach you after the attack of Millefiore.

Ryohei: No to the extreme. He was talking about this theories, that theories. I can’t extremely understand anything.

Rie-chan: I can understand you’re feeling.

Gokudera: Damn you stupid grass head and that stupid woman.

Rie-chan: Shut up crybaby. That’s why G is a better right–hand man than you.

Gokudera: *ran away with teary eyes(><)*

Rie-chan: Let’s ignore him. So that person in the picture, is it Kurokawa Hana in the future?

Ryohei: *blush(/////)* What… no…that… What am I extremely going to do!!!

Rie-chan: That’s mean yes. Now, say hi to the cloud guardian!

Rie-chan: Hello, Hibari-san!

Hibari: Hnn.

Rie-chan: Emm…*sweating(_ _!)* Why did you like Namimori so much?

Hibari: Hnn.

Rie-chan: *sweating(_ _!)* Okay… How did you make Hibird attach with you?

Hibari: Hnn.

Rie-chan: *sweating(_ _!)* Why did you always said ‘herbivore’ and ‘I bite you to death’? Cuz we (mostly) eat meat and vegetables.

Hibari: Hnn.

Rie-chan: *dark aura around Rie-chan* Could you answer just one question. Don’t just said ‘hnn’cuz it freaking annoying*shout*!

Hibari: *pull out the tonfas* Shut up herbivore or I bite you to death.

Rie-chan: Bring it on!

Reborn: Good kid doesn’t do this. It’s time for the mist guardian.

Rie-chan: *after fight with Hibari(><)* Chrome-chan! I miss you!

Chrome: *blush(/////)* Eh! Rie-chan…

Rie-chan: Don’t be so shy. You can say anything here. Anything!

Chrome:O- okay.

Rie-chan: *stare* Mou! You are cute. Okay what did you think about Mukuro?

Chrome: H-he is a nice person. Because of  him I doesn’t feel lonely now. And I feel stronger too. He is my h-hero and I like what he likes.

Rie-chan: What? That pineapple head. Whatever. But you’re so cute saying those words.

Chrome: A-arigatou.

Rie-chan: Saa… Why did you call that owl Mukuro?

Chrome: Because at that time (fighting with Glo Xinia) He come and save me.

Rie-chan: *giggle (> <)* Okay. Last question… Did you like Mukuro?

Chrome: *blush (////)* That’s… umm…*mist appear. Mukuro show himself.*

Mukuro: Kufufufu~ Chrome say that it was private.

Rie-chan: Mou! Mukuro! You interrupt me and it’s not your turn yet! Damn you pineapple head!

Mukuro: Oya~ That’s really rude.

Rie-chan: Whatever. Now the other mist guardian or pineapple head *smack by Mukuro*. Ouch!

Mukuro: I’m not pineapple head.

Rie-chan: Hey! I’m the one who suppose to start the conversation!

Mukuro: Don’t care.

Rie-chan: Che! You said that you hate Mafia but you still join Vongola. Why?

Mukuro: Because it is interesting and I can kill Tsuna easily.

Rie-chan: *take out a staff and a white flame appear* Kill you…

Mukuro: * snow fall from the air (only Mukuro)* This is freaking cold! What are you doing?

Rie-chan: I, with the power of snow flame, will never let you touch Tsu-chan.

Tsuna: Tsu-chan? *(_ _!)*

Mukuro: * standing next to Tsuna and pull his cheek* I’m touching him.

Rie-chan: *dark aura surround her* Damn you Mukuro! * some ice were formed and it strike Mukuro.*

Mukuro: *form a shield in front of him.* Kufufufufu~ you are quite strong.

Rie-chan: You too.

Reborn: *kick Rie’s and Mukuro’s head* Could you guys stop playing?

Rie-chan and Mukuro: Yes…

Rie-chan: *smirk* What did you feel when you live in the water tank?

Mukuro: *J* I feel happy.

Rie-chan: Uso! *(_ _!)* What about Vindice? Are they nice to you?

Mukuro: J Yup! Really nice. J

Rie-chan: Uso!!!

Mukuro: Then let’s interview Gelaro!

Rie-chan: I’m the one who suppose to say it!

Rie-chan: Hoi-hoi Gelaro-chan!

Gelaro: (_ _?) Why are you calling me Gelaro_chan?

Rie-chan: Cuz you are cute!

Gelaro: *blush (/////)*

Rie-chan: And you remind me of gelato (ice-cream Italy). I’m totally hungry right now.

Gelaro: *deadpanned (_ _!)*

Rie-chan: Okay, what did you think of Tsuna and the other guardian?

Gelaro: I think, they are evil, cruel, selfish and coward.

Rie-chan: *glare at Gelaro. Take out her staff and lit a snow flame. Make Gelato’s legs froze.*

Gelaro: What the- You have snow flame?

Rie-chan: *smirk* Of course. I can have any flame because this is my interview. I can kill you if I really want.

Gelaro: * shiver* I-I’m n-not d-done y-yet… Tsuna and his familia are still nice, caring and friendly s-so d-don’t k-kill m-me!!!

Rie-chan: Okay J So how did you feel when Parvento trick you?

Gelaro: I felt regret.

 Rie-chan: And?

Gelaro: I felt ashamed…

Rie-chan: And!

Gelaro: I must trust Tsuna first.

Rie-chan: AND!!!

Everyone: Stop bully him, Rie.

Rie-chan: He he… Gomen Gelaro.

Gelaro: Em…

Rie-chan: But you are really cute!

Gelato: (/////)

Rie-chan: Next time, we will interview the arcobaleno!!!

Reborn: Finally.

Colonello: This is a long interview, kora.

Lal Mirch: Colonello! What are you doing here? You’re suppose to training.

Colonello: Can’t we wait for a moment.

Lal Mirch: *smack Colonello*

Skull: You guys are really suck. This interview are waste of time and don’t do loovey-doodey right here.

Rie-chan and Lal Mirch: *smack Skull*

Uni: I can’t wait right mom, gramma.

Luce and Aria: Em.

Mammon/Viper: At least they pay us.

Fon: This must be fun. Right Verde?

Verde: … *busy making some weird things.*